Friday, 17 September 2010

I'm a bad blogger!!

I MUST BE THE WORST BLOGGER IN HISTORY.
I send out my very sincere apologies for not writing in ages. You wanna know why- NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. Yep. I've lived a mundane life for the past month. Perhaps I should have made something exciting happen like I took up paragliding or I took a course in wine tasting. However, I didn't I sat around and ranted about how stupid Hollyoaks has become and have hung around when my grandparents came to stay.
I have had an epiphany about old age though- I went to watch my nan play bowls and whilst there me and my dad couldn't believe our eyes when a generous measure of vodka AND A WHOLE CAN OF COKE (real coke not Pepsi and not pump stuff) was £2 and a pint was £1.50. I literally cannot wait till I am retired and can drink that cheaply whenever I want. Love it! I did seriously contemplate going right on down there on a Friday afternoon as a spectator for pre-drinks.

What has hit me however is the shopping bug. I just can't stop it. All I want to do is spend all my/the bank's money on clothes and other unnecessary items. Yesterday I spent £10 in Boots and didn't even get the shower gel I went in there for YEP its got that serious. The only way out of this is a sugar daddy
HOLY MOLEY look what I just found!

An online sugar daddy dating service, could this be the answer to my prayers?! This website is being frigging bookmarked.

Anyway, now I'm all flustered and can't for the life of me remember where this was going. I'm returning to university tomorrow in a new house. Oh how I hate change. Oh how I'm a 70 year old woman trapped in the body of a 20 year old. Oh how I am not looking forward to cooking and buying my own food. Oh how I need to be positive. ITS MY LAST YEAR WAAAAAAAAAAA I'm so frigging old these days and I've not got a clue what to do with my life. Sugardaddie.com is becoming more and more appealing...

Dear Sugar Daddy,
All I want to spend your money on are these two items of clothing (at the moment) and perhaps some whimsical shopping money later on. Oh yea and for you to clear my overdraft. I don't think that is too much to ask?
THANKS!
Love Becca xxx

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