Oh football how you make me scream
I don't even support my national team
Every match I watch is the same
So much bullshit about 'the beautiful game'
My boyfriend watches it avidly
It's a waste of time - why can't he see?
It's not just the 90 minutes of the game
It's the post match commentary that's a pain
There is only so much I can hear about Rooney
Before I start going really loony
Now we've got past the group stages
I'm going to have to put up with this for ages
I can't wait for the beginning of July
So I can wave the Euros bye bye